homophobicorphan:

i’m so glad i’m gay because if for some strange reason i feel the need to have a child i get to adopt which means i get to pick a pretty child and i won’t have to worry about her having no friends or dying alone like me

but isn’t that what plastic surgery is for?

(via vanillish)

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   you’re asian you don’t understand

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    but isn’t that what plastic surgery is for?

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