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there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

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thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

[buzzfeed]

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

[buzzfeed]

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m4tsumoto:

wow you hate justin bieber and listen to real music would you like to cash those cool tokens in now or later if you save up you can get one of these really cool pencil toppers wow you are really fucking cool what a gem

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  • In class: oh yeah i totally get this
  • homework: lol what the fuck
  • test: lol what the fuck
  • report card: lol fuck
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oirokes:

“No Sakura-chan, I wasn’t spying…”

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1dshouldloveme:

Niall’s so funny. <3
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1dshouldloveme:

Niall’s so funny. <3

Follow!

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For all you Science nerds out there&#8230;

For all you Science nerds out there…

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mmmgarcia:

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

OMFG AKJFHLIGSHOSAI

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benditlikebolin:

air. earth. fire. cabbage. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the cabbage men attacked. only the avatar, master of all three elements and vegetable could stop them. but when the world needed him the most, he turned into a carrot

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