#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is
i deadass thought this was gonna be a post on stretch marks until i noticed this was a shoe
forreal im lookin like why this bitch aint got legs? she in a pool???
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
muji spice book
Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.
This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!
I will buy this for every child I have ever <3
White people who stay in their lane tend to age well
Jennifer Aniston (45)
Paul Rudd (45)
all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin
the secrets out
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
sometimes i wish i had a hat that said had a list of like, non-negotiable things on it. FEMINISM, RACIAL EQUALITY, ECONOMIC/SOCIAL EQUALITY, LGBTQ RIGHTS. just so that right at the start of any relationship, everyone would know where i stood. NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE? excellent. nobody is wasting anybody else’s time.